SMALL BATCH SWAG. NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES.

Here at Slacker we like to keep things interesting. In the spirit of that, we've committed to producing small-batch product drops. What does that mean exactly? It's simple; we make killer goods in limited quantities, and once they're gone, they're gone for good. That's it. We're not available in stores, and we intend to keep it that way. Just like George Washington used to say, my teeth aren’t here for a long time, they’re made of wood.

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How to mix the perfect "RON"hattan

Three fingers of Pappy Van Winkle

0 cubes of ice

1 oz of nothing

Stir

Garnish with manliness

Jenny's Shrimp Cocktail Sauce

1 cup ketchup

2 1/2 teaspoons prepared horseradish, drained

1/2 teaspoon Tabasco sauce

1 teaspoon good gin

1/2 teaspoon celery salt

1/4 teaspoon salt

1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

1 tablespoon minced flat-leaf parsley

Mix all the ingredients, and chill until ready to serve