SMALL BATCH SWAG. NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES.

Here at Slacker we like to keep things interesting. In the spirit of that, we've committed to producing small-batch product drops. What does that mean exactly? It's simple; we make killer goods in limited quantities, and once they're gone, they're gone for good. That's it. We're not available in stores, and we intend to keep it that way. Just like George Washington used to say, my teeth aren’t here for a long time, they’re made of wood.