Schrute's Root Sticker

$4.50

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Fly fishing. This sticker immortalizes Dwight Schrute with his most prized catch: one glorious beet, held proudly like a trophy fish. Perfect for fans of The Office who know that true angling mastery extends well beyond bass and trout—straight to Schrute Farms.

Ideal for coolers, laptops, or your fly box, it’s a nod to anyone who loves a deadpan stare, a perfectly tied fly, and a man who’d 100% out-fish you (and then make you feel bad about it).

Slap it on and remember: Identity theft is not a joke… but this sticker kind of is.

Size: 4"

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